Hey, how 'bout a Caption This! thing?
#1
Lizard on right: "We would've made it had you not spent the last THREE FREAKIN' HOURS PRIMPING!!"
#2
Giraffe: "You can DO eet!!"
#3
Lizard on right: "Would you PLEASE - STOP - ROWING in the OPPOSITE DIRECTION?!"
#4
Lizard on right: "NAG, Nag, nag..."
#5
Lizard on right: "Wait... You ARE female, right?"
Lizard on left: "No way, man! This is jus' my BLING!"
Lizard on right: "$%#&@!!!" *starts turning boat around*
#6
Giraffe: "Bet you're feeling pretty stupid now for making fun of the Noah-man for building a big boat in the desert, huh?"
#7
Giraffe: "Yo! Lizard dudes! Noah forgot to pack the unleavened bread and wonders if you'll go back and pick up some for him!"